Wishlist 2007
DALE’S CHRISTMAS WISHLIST FOR 2007
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That the Chairman would stop breeding lest we have a nation of red-haired freckled teenagers in 2020.
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That Mr Spencer own up to the fact that he doesn’t, after all, have a job and is living of his trust fund. Also that he justifies his tag as “The next GC Member most likely to marry”
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For the 3rd year running, that Mr Lawson will finally move out of home and will tackle the Cape to
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That Mr Wellbeloved build houses that last longer than Mr Gibbs’ continually collapsing attempts.
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That the war in Mr Rouse’s homeland end and that Mr Rouse provide something more substantial than Mars Bars for the boys – apparently SAB are looking for a new FD ?????
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That Wiele admit that he is a closet Sharks fan once and for all.
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That Mr Clarke put South African hockey at the top of the world rankings and thank all the boys for their amazing friendship with tickets to the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
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That Mr Jackson jnr would stop trying, in his attempt to obtain a girlfriend, to emulate Richard Gere with his greying hair.
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That Mr I’ons, like his Riversands housemate, would get a girlfriend, stop taking Thursday’s evening meals and Tuesday’s washing home to mom and would stop yo-yoing between Twiggy and Ollie le Roux on the scales.
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That Mr Huggins, the ice-cool IMM, would break down and show the boys his soft, emotional side.
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That Mr Stubbs would play just one round of golf sober to prove that he could have been a pro but for the bottle.
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That Mr Jones would finally admit that he loves his dogs more than any other human being.
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That Mr Gibbs, who has had a silver spoon his whole life due to working for daddy, would stop bleating about not getting enough sleep, how much he hates the Vikings and FINALLY produce the Yearbook he has been promising for THREE years.
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That Messrs Bailey and Nielson would support the Boks and not
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That Mr Weldon stay in a job, or a city, for longer than it takes to boil an egg