Wishlist 2006
DALE’S
CHRISTMAS WISHLIST FOR 2006
1 That the Chairman would be able to hold a decent conversation after more than 3 beers.
2 That Mr Spencer would admit that he doesn’t give a shit about vintage cars and fine wines and has been going down to Cape Town every weekend for the past 6 months to get laid. Also, its no shame to use part of his trust fund inheritance to pay for his girlfriend to move back to JHB and for his father to find her a job at RMB
3 That Mr Lawson will finally move out of home, get a job, start dating girls old enough to drive and basically BECOME AN ADULT
4 That Mr Wellbeloved would attend at least one meeting before desert is served
5 That Mr Rouse would go back to Gillette – what use is dog food compared to the closest shave a man can get.
6 That Wiele surprise all the gentlemen at the March 2006 GC with 2 free tickets for each lad to the Robbie Williams concert.
7 That Mr Clarke sends an apology more than 4 hours in advance of a meeting. Note to committee: No more KES boys !!!
8 That Mr Jackson jnr would eventually get a girlfriend, or even just a date.
9 That Mr I’ons would make just one meeting on time and dressed appropriately.
10 That Mr Huggins could come to a meeting in JHB without giving us a 2 hour rundown on the traffic congestion on the N1.
11 That Mr Stubbs would beat Mr Gibbs in the duzi
12 That Mr Jones would finally get married.
13 That Mr Gibbs would finally produce the Yearbook he has been promising for two years.
14 That Messrs Bailey and Nielson would return to the Land of Plenty.
15 That Mr Weldon stop impersonating Gary so convincingly