Gentleman's Club
Best of the emails
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Gentlemen,
So good to see the friendly banter has returned ..... Just to
let you litle
WWF wannabes down there know, Mr Lawson and Jackson snr met up
for a
quiet drink or two on Thursday night .... - superb evening and
the bonding and
spirit so common to the Northern hemisphere (as opposed to the
internal
bickering of the South) was a joy to behold!!!!
Some comments on the proceedings of the past week:
I think "Anon" is Siobhan Walsh ...... although this may appear
a long
short, it seems that nowadays Mr Chairman doesnt even take a
gout pill
without telling Siobhan and he probably forwards all his e-mails
to her
to keep her up to date on all affairs .... watch this space
gentlemen ....
I think Detecrtive Jacko may have cracked this one !!!
It was good to hear from Snobby Gent, Paul Spencer - the silent
assassins opening remarks and tactic of isolating himself from
every member of he
GC with a few choice St Mary (sorry, St John) swearwords was an
interesting
choice.
Baby Gent (Jacko jnr) continues to amuse - although so obviouslt
busy at
work, he finds time in his packed schedule to fire a few
broadsides at
all members although his particular joy appears abuse of Married
Gent
(Walsh) ..... personally I think he wants to ensure Married Gent
gets to the
aisle first so that the pressure is off him (as rumour has it he
isnt far
behind Married Gent in the wedding stakes).
Invisible Gents (I'ons and Gibbs) are, true to form no shows
with I'ons
no doubt deep in study, tweed jacket and all, for his next
November exams,
whilst The Bald One works feverishly on the GC Annual in order
to have
it ready only 8 months late.
Kama and Sutra Gents, Nielson and Weldon have provided some
light half
time entertainment with Karma's impsersonation of Bob Dylan
particularly
enjoyable.
Security "take em out" Gents Rouse and Huggins once again use
violence
and threats as their chief for of attack and offence in their
contributions
..... an interesting tactic which although without the fineese
of Karma
and Sutra or the literary abilities of Baby, does bring a
schoolboy charm to
the debate.
Lego Member (Jones) remains silent, a throwback to his confusion
at
turning a PC on and his builder belief that smoke signals are as
effective as
e-mail.
As the Northern hemisphere winter sets in and the sun dips below
the 1st
World Horizon I hope that this friendly banter continues .....
its
putting bums on seats and the fans bloody love it !!!!!!!
Your sincerely,
Hero Jackson snr
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